Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Canadian Army knife

Make grub...not war.
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Not pocket sized http://www.flickr.c.../2fries/5547853413/
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 21 2011]

Grill uh, warfare http://www.flickr.c.../2fries/5547855717/
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 21 2011]

Prior art ala [DesertFox] Swiss_20Army_20Chef_27s_20Knife
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 21 2011]

Baked. http://www.thegreen...rill-multi-tool.php
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 13 2017]

Preferred version http://www.art.com/...oon.htm?RFID=355960
[MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 13 2017]


       Ooh, I want one!
normzone, Mar 21 2011

       Me, too!
csea, Mar 22 2011

       F'n eh!
afinehowdoyoudo, Mar 22 2011

       Wot, no jack-hammer for stubborn crusts? [+]
xenzag, Mar 22 2011

       Where's the chainsaw - and the axe - I wanted to be a lumberjack.   

       Ohhh - I'm a lumb - <gak>..
Twizz, Mar 22 2011

       [+] most definitely!!!
xandram, Mar 22 2011

       Seems like there are lots of separate pieces to manufacture. Instead of it being fully equipped there could be empty tight fitting rubber sleeves for the accoutrements.
rcarty, Mar 22 2011

       // I wanted to be a lumberjack. //   

       Did you also wish to be a girlie, just like your dear Papa ?   

       // tight fitting rubber sleeves for the accoutrements //   

       Hmm, sounds somewhat .... kinky ...
8th of 7, Mar 22 2011

       hilarious. Thank you, you made my day.
EdwinBakery, Mar 22 2011

       I would like one containing a billy club, a hammock and some psychedelics.
bob, Mar 22 2011

Jinbish, Mar 22 2011

       One of the tools on the knife should be a bottle of maple syrup.
hippo, Mar 23 2011

       No, one of the tools should be an implement for getting maple syrup out of maple trees.   

       And a bucket.
8th of 7, Mar 23 2011

       ...and another tool should be a French/English dictionary
hippo, Mar 23 2011

       Already provided; consists of a large hammer inscribed with the phrase "Learn English, You Bastard !" translated into french.
8th of 7, Mar 23 2011

       Actually it's the other way around where more french speaking people know english.
rcarty, Mar 23 2011

       // where more french speaking people //   

       Ah, one of those parts of your planet where the inhabitants still haven't learned not to piss into the wind ...
8th of 7, Mar 23 2011

       How else would we experience that one of a kind cooling spray.
rcarty, Mar 23 2011

       Bun...wrapped around a tasty bratwurst.
zen_tom, Mar 23 2011

       I prefer the <linked> version.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 13 2017


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