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Carpet moat
The second in what is sure to be a long line of Sofa Fort accessories | |
You've got your sofa fort, you feel safe and secure, but are you really? What's to stop maruading hoards from pounding at the gates? Obviously, you need a carpet moat*.
With a carpet moat, you can keep pillagers at bay (they can't cross the wide colored stripe) while you have at them with:
hot
oil**
rocks**
archers**
flaming liquids**
etc.
Comes complete with drawbridge attachment for your sofa fort.
*Not effective against missile weapons.
** Sold separately
(Yes, it's more a rug than a carpet, but neither Moat rug nor Rug moat sounded quite right.)
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And carpet bombs...? Or is that the wrong war? |
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So would this carpet/rug unroll into a 10 foot deep trench full of water and crocodiles? Cool! |
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