Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Central Shredder

Like central vacuuming but for a shredder
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The annoying noise and wasted space of many shredders around an office when you can just dump your papers down a chute to a monster shredder in the basement. No waiting or having to feed it only 5 papers at a time.
sartep, Jul 07 2004


       My (large, open-plan) office has bins for secure waste placed at intervals around the room, which are emptied regularly, the contents taken away for shredding. Halfway there.
angel, Jul 07 2004

       Office goat?
FarmerJohn, Jul 07 2004

       ditto angel.
DrBob, Jul 07 2004

       You don't work in my office do you? Coz that would be *too* much.
angel, Jul 07 2004

       I have that as well angel.
I'm sat in the corner under the big greek flag...
MikeOliver, Jul 07 2004

       Like the 'Memory Holes' in Orwell's 1984.
oneoffdave, Jul 07 2004

       //I have that as well angel.//
What, [DrBob] in your office?
angel, Jul 07 2004

       Perhaps! What does he look like!
MikeOliver, Jul 07 2004

       He's the busy looking one who does all the work in the office whilst you lot muck around on the 'bakery all day.
DrBob, Jul 07 2004

       I thought that the point was to watch the paper disappear?
gnomethang, Jul 07 2004

       Monsters, Inc. had that.
jutta, Jul 07 2004

       Be hard to get those handy shreds to decorate absent officemate's cubes . . .
boulanger, Jul 07 2004


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