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Cetacean lebensraum

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Personally, I've never trusted those whales, with their eyes set too far apart.

I've come to the conclusion that those pesky cetaceans are up to a little lebensraum project, ie more water, less land.

Presumably, by going under polar ice when (there aren't any subs about) and rubbing their fins together, they generate enough heat to melt the ice above.

In other areas they presumably use long sticks to unlock the methane clathrate on the sea bed in order to increase their territory at the expense of ours!!!

This cannot be allowed to continue. I suggest the best way is to grind down the mountains to start the deep trenches.

not_morrison_rm, Feb 21 2016

The Kraken Wakes https://en.wikipedi...ki/The_Kraken_Wakes
Prescient ... [8th of 7, Feb 21 2016]

The Kraken hits the snooze button... htttp://ok_I_lied_about_this_one.con
[not_morrison_rm, Nov 04 2016]


       Uh, I'll have what he's having...
RayfordSteele, Feb 21 2016

8th of 7, Feb 21 2016

       There's wales, which no-one needs or wants...
8th of 7, Feb 21 2016

the porpoise, Feb 21 2016


       I thought this was about lederhosen.
normzone, Feb 22 2016

       That's nothing, we thought it would be about invading Poland ...
8th of 7, Feb 22 2016

       That's nothing, we assumed it was a canapé ...
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 22 2016

       Hubris should sort this out, combined with teflon fin covers.   

       As their territory expands, the whales will effectively get further apart...and so a lack of genetic diversity will occur, enabling mankind to emerge from the underground shelters and reclaim the Earth.
not_morrison_rm, Feb 23 2016

       Not if they make more whales.
BunsenHoneydew, Nov 04 2016

       //Not if they make more whales.   

       Impossible, <Henry Crun>You can't get the wood, you know</HC>.   

       On the other hand, I have no memory of ever writing this, and I'm going to give myself [-1] for the `underground shelters` in a flooded land.   

       Firm, but fair.
not_morrison_rm, Nov 04 2016

       Misread the title as "Cetatean Lesbianism"...
hippo, Nov 04 2016

       Either you need new reading glasses, or a psychiatrist.   

       Or very possibly both.
8th of 7, Nov 04 2016

       I did in fact go to the optician this morning for a new reading glasses prescription...
hippo, Nov 04 2016

       Not before time, obviously...
8th of 7, Nov 04 2016

       Nah, you're just paranoid.
the porpoise, Nov 04 2016


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