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Chell Specker

Spoonerisms for all ....
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Very simple: A modified spell checking algorithm which first checks and corrects the spelling in a document, then re-scans it, using a different algorithm which searches for patterns of words suitable for conversion to Spoonerisms.

The output would be humorous but the code would be set up not to produce excessively offensive phrases (unless they were really funny).

8th of 7, Jan 01 2008

Prinderalla and the Since http://www.matthewg.../rindercella_5.html
Meducate the Asses! lol [ConsulFlaminicus, Jan 02 2008]

"Oh! I want to quee the bean!" http://www.imdb.com...le/tt0068613/quotes
The Frog Prince [Amos Kito, Jan 02 2008]


       + codified smell phecking
DenholmRicshaw, Jan 01 2008

       This would be a cunning stunt if you could pull it off.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 01 2008

       (not my own work)   

       "Piddle lig, piddle lig, ket me lum in!"   

       "Not by the chuzz on my finny fin fin!"   

       "Then I'll larf and I'll barf and I'll hoe your blouse down!"   

       So the wolf larfed and he barfed and he hew the blouse down, whereupon Poe jig run off to Puke lig's house and broke his wother. That wungry holf was right behind. "Piddle ligs, piddle ligs, I wants two pat figs, I does!"   

       "Not by the muzz on my fuzzly fuzzle fuzz!" said Puke lig.   

       "Then I'll larf and I'll barf and I'll hoe your blouse down!"   

       So the wolf larfed and he barfed and he hew the blouse down. Loe and Juke freely reeked and run off to the hock rouse and dolted the bore. The wungry holf got there quite rick, but not nasty fuff.   

       "Piddle ligs, piddle ligs, undolt the bore!"   

       "Not by the mollicles on my fandible!" said Pave dig (who never missed a chance to use a wig bird).   

       "Then I'll larf and I'll barf and I'll hoe your blouse down!"   

       Pave dig just smiled and said, "Woe blay!"   

       So the wolf larfed and he barfed and he larfed and he barfed, till he was foo in the blace, with no effectable notice on the stock ructure. The wig bad bolf sat down to cogitate on this uneventful prediction, when he noticed the choking smimney. Not bein' a very wart smolf, he chimed the climney and dropped tail first into a boiling stot of poo.   

       That wolf earned his bass and just about everything else that day, since Pave dig clammed the slover on the poo stot, leaving the other poo tigs mealing in squirthful reverie. Pave dig turned to his overweight brothers and said, "Molf wheat is beaner than leef, and it would bepig you hooves to conduce your resumption of faturated sats." The very next day they started a diet of vegetabically grown organelles, and they began electing crocks for two new hock roams for Lo and Puke jig.   

       This storal has two morys: First, of course, induce your retake of atty facets. Secondly, never ever dime clown chokin' smimneys.
ConsulFlaminicus, Jan 02 2008

       And I thought this had something to do with issuing the chosen denomination to the correct person, natural or juristic.
4whom, Jan 02 2008

       Another farce-about-ace idea if you ask me.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 03 2008

       Sir, you truly are a shining wit.
AbsintheWithoutLeave, Jan 03 2008

       He is, isn't he ?
8th of 7, Jan 03 2008

       Now, that's just mad banners.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 03 2008

       You can hang them up when the god of erotic love jumps the semi on his dirt bike.
nomocrow, Jan 03 2008

       Net thee to a gunnery.
egbert, Jan 03 2008

       Don't see billy ...
8th of 7, Jan 03 2008

       Nobody has mentioned the pheasant pluckers that frequent this site.
Canuck, Jan 03 2008

       This is turning into a lucking fist.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 03 2008

       Talk about had Babbits!
csea, Jan 04 2008

       I'll get my coat gocks.   

       Perhaps at this point we should pause in solemn reflection and drink a toast to the late, great Jill Dando.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 05 2008

       Co nomment, fexcept or I gant to wive you a [+]. I ike this lidea.
TahuNuva, Jan 05 2008

       Sorry to churn, but:   

       //emerged with a soul full of hope//   

       Shaft so hard, I nearly lit myself.
MikeD, Jul 13 2009


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