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Dogs are not the only ones who employ/process chiral wag
hilarometry, this is just the tip of the tail as it were. Lunar moths
have a stage that lasts only a couple of days when the males are
desperately looking for mates and it is really plain when you look
them that all of their
appendages basically work on two chiral-
like principles, fighting off other males and climbing on to the
of females. It becomes really obvious when there are two males
fighting to get on the back of one female -- the males look like
versions of Steve Martin and Dan Akyroyd, the wild and crazy guys
from Saturday Night Live.
So maybe that is not such an inaccurate analysis.
And this - wild and crazy disco-ometry dance martial/Venusian art
form - would be a way of sciencifying those observations to a full-
body method for getting through life. Just practice dancing for 10
minutes fully in each chirality every morning to the Michael
Pandora station and you are golden like Vinnie Barbarino in Stayin
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