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A radio circuit that isolates and creates an exact opposite
waveform to the clanking, bonking, scraping or cyclic
grinding noises emanating from your poorly-maintained
vehicle. A fast processor and full radio speaker integration
ensures only trailing vehicles will know of your expired
bearings, screaming brakes and dragging exhaust.
A turbo boost amplifier feature is available for when the
muffler finally lets go.