Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Combat Kilt

Like combat (cargo) pants.
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A kilt, with large side pockets. Immune to Unintentional Bumcrack Exposure. Cool in summer. Places to put stuff. Durable.

Nothing is worn beneath the kilt .....

8th of 7, Jan 02 2008


       dont forget the radiant heating system
jhomrighaus, Jan 02 2008

       What about the intended consequences ?
8th of 7, Jan 03 2008

       Could be easily achieved by means of four, rather than the traditional one, sporran, each positioned at a different point of wearer's personal compass. North the classic purse, East and West as chib holsters and South merely ballast.
calum, Jan 03 2008

       This might not work for paratroopers.
MisterQED, Jan 03 2008

       // might not work for paratroopers //   

       Quite the reverse .... additional braking drag !!
8th of 7, Jan 03 2008

       We just KNEW you were going to say that ....
8th of 7, Jan 03 2008

       <visualizes UB's paratroopers descending earthward, camo combat kilts billowing, patent-leather combat pumps glistening in the early-morning sunlight. Aaaugh! The horror! The horror!>
Canuck, Jan 03 2008

       canuck, I'd rather we didn't
po, Jan 03 2008

       // Aaaugh! The horror! The horror!> // Yeah, it is likely to be the cause of new amendments to the Geneva Convention - cruel and unusual.
AbsintheWithoutLeave, Jan 03 2008


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