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Combination Pirate/Ninja Scarf

The ultimate double agent's camouflage
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One side is crimson the, other side is black. When you fold it one way you have a pirate scarf, yar har har!

Fold it and wrap it around your face and you have a ninja mask, yatta!

Both are ultimate pirate and ninja colors. Having this will guarantee survival with 4 different groups.

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sartep, Jun 10 2004

Chris the Ninja Pirate http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/yarr.htm
Chris appears after about 1 minute [david_scothern, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]


       I am generally against the mingling of pirates and ninjas, but this intrigues me… (+)   

       What are the four different groups though? I count pirates, ninjas, and maybe whatever you look like when you take the scarf off… traveling salesman? That’s only three though.
luecke, Jun 10 2004

       have yellow as well old style us cavalry
engineer1, Jun 10 2004

       You'd be safe in the presence of Pirate haters, Ninja haters, Pirate and Ninja haters and those who hate anything that is neither Pirate or Ninja!
I'm lovin' it!
MikeOliver, Jun 10 2004

       is it rude?
mrmatt, Jun 10 2004

       Forgot to ask, is yatta the recognised Ninja cry?
I'd have gone for a more traditional Hiya!
MikeOliver, Jun 10 2004

       Yatta has no direct translation but it more or less means 'I've done it!' I think [sartep] has been playing a lot of Capcom games.
harderthanjesus, Jun 10 2004

       Undercover Hell's Babooshkas?   

       do pirate-ninjas or ninja-pirates exist? If so, where do I sign up?
schematics, Jun 10 2004

       You haven't heard of Chris the Ninja Pirate? Then you've not heard of Weebl either. Find both (link)
david_scothern, Jun 11 2004

       the traditional Ninja cry is surely 'cowabunga!'
doughy, Jun 11 2004

       Only if you are green a mutant and named after an Italian Renaissance painter
engineer1, Jun 11 2004

po, Feb 15 2005

       pinjas, the most hated and dispiesed of counter culture groups. Neither a pirate nor a ninja but some freakish 'crossbreed'.
greyfiend, Jun 07 2006

       Arrr, desu.
spidermother, Jun 07 2006

       So this could be extended to wearing the two rival gangs colors (Crips/blue - Bloods/red)?
normzone, Jun 07 2006

       A ninja would dress like a pirate to infiltrate them. And perhaps vice versa. Silly.
sartep, Jun 08 2006

       A ninja would dress as a pirate, I give you that, but you must concede that a pirate would just make hundreds of illegal copies thus devaluing the whole ninja culture (until ninja masters are forced to unite and surreptitiously lobby the legislative for further protection).
methinksnot, Jun 08 2006

       How do you know the Ninjas aren't doing this so people blame the pirates? What with those scarves that change around an all, you don't know who's who.
sartep, Jun 09 2006

       The best translation of yatta would be w00t, yahoo, or yipee!
Voice, Oct 21 2006


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