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Quis custodiet the custard?
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My thoughts have been rather maudlin lately, affected in
part by the lack of something, or someone, not being put
It's hard to find news that is not affected by this passing
One begins to wish for days gone by, when mummies
the way to go.
I, for one, would be
okay with premummifying myself.
Maybe then my family would be freed up to go about
job of burying me, and get the grieving going for
So this idea is for a mummy shop, so to speak. Where
could preselect and customize and perhaps even prepay
one's eternal shell, so to speak.
Please be gentle, I said I was feeling rather maudlin
and that's hard to do 'cause I don't even drink.
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||it's a bit warm here to be trying on bandages.
||Yes Quest, and po, you would look through the books,
like future brides do when picking out dresses and
invites, and such.
||The fitting would be later, much later, And I don't
think you'd mind the heat then, if you get my drift.
||no, I want to try them on while I can appreciate them - how would I know if my bum looked big in 'em?
||Your bum ALWAYS looks big ..... we are in geostationary orbit at the moment, and we can see it from here. Without a telescope .... heh heh
||Careful, [8th], someone might be picking out a coffin for you right now...
||hah, 8th what was that about pots & kettles?
||Careful, there are Fans of [po]'s Bum Club members among us.
||A friend of mine did a head cast of mineself - it sits outside on my porch looking rather dead and weathered, if not quite mummified.
||You're halfway there. Or some might even say you got
a head start...
||My mummy is an odd one, but I don't think I'd refer to her as "robotic". More like somewhere between "well adjusted" and "schizy".