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Ok, so how about this...
Your grandmother is coming for a visit. You haven't seen her in years. But Yikes! Grandma is allergic to cats and you've got two. What to do?
Get a bottle of Depilatory for kitties! Simply rub it into the fur, wait 5 minutes then use a wet towl and scrub off all the
fur. It's designed to be gentle on the kitties skin and is non-toxic. Don't worry, the fur will grow back after grandma leaves.
Or just get a Sphinx
[DrCurry, Jul 13 2002]
its basically old skin cells, much like household dust is mainly human skin cells.
I thought you suffered from something similar, good doctor. [po, Jul 13 2002]
Or make your own sphinx
A bit halfbaked [dare99, Jul 13 2002]
||Can't you just pop the cats in a sealed plastic bag until she's gone ?
||It's not the fur but the dander that causes allergies. Duh.
||(If people are so thoughtless as to be allergic to cats, we simply show them the door. Sorry, Grandma.) (And no, I don't know what dander is.)
||Takes one to know one, aye
||i'll show the kitties the door. guess they'll have to sleep outside until grandma leaves!