h a l f b a k e r yI think this would be a great thing to not do.
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Train a monkey to collect dog poo in little plastic bags, and reward him with one banana for every piece of crap he retrieves.
Acquire a number of such monkeys, drive them around in a van that says Monkey Dog Poo Team on the side, and dispatch them where needed (dog park, soccer field, Paris,
etc.)
Fees can be assed* on an hourly or per acre basis.
*or "assessed", your choice
Bathroom Monkey
http://hillison.com...bathroommonkey.html Saturday Night Live skit. [phoenix, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Hairless Poo Monkey
http://www.livejournal.com/users/r4ncid/ [phoenix, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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And who cleans up the monkey poo? (Do you really call it "poo," [AO]? I have trouble believing that!) |
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Who is to police the police - wait, thats pigs. |
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monkeys like throwing stuff, don't they? |
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Monkeys LOVE to fling things ... Look at my good buddy po, for example |
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The monkeys are also trained to dispose of their own waste properly and not to throw anything. And no, [k], I dont usually call it poo, but I wouldnt anticipate doing much business if I had Simian Shit Service painted on the side of the van. |
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...well, you never know! : ) |
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... you might always have a team of Simian Poo Robots cleaning up after them ... |
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Bah... bloody slave helper monkeys thing again. Why does that keep cropping up here? I'm surprised more people haven't read "Rendezvous with Rama". |
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Benfrost gives it TWO THUMBS UP!! ; ) |
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I would happily overfeed my dogs with hot indian curries daily just to get to see these monkeys at work more often. Hee Hee! |
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yup cool idea, or as an extra money makin service they could sell the dog poo for to people who wanna get their revenge buy smothering their worst enemys house with dog poo! woo! |
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"Fees can be assed on an hourly or per acre basis." |
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But...I thought the team was being paid to take care of things that were assed in the first place? |
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Thanks, Eugene. Any typo that survives this long deserves to stay. |
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