Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Donut Hole (2)

Donut hole that is truly the complement of a donut
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This is a vast pastry that is truly the complement of a donut. It fills up the entire known universe, save for a toroid-shaped area located somewhere inside of it.

Work on this project must begin immediately. All bakers, and even half-bakers, will be called to duty. After there is insufficient room for humans to live outside the pastry, we will begin tunneling into it towards the torus region, fueling ourselves on on the rich repository of sugar pastry, and rebaking the tunnel to seal ourselves in.

Our future generations will live out their lives encushioned by soft, fluffy cakery above and below, and grow up in a world of satiation and bliss.

phundug, Sep 24 2003


       Logan's Bun
lintkeeper2, Sep 24 2003

       *spews water all over my monitor* Phhahaaahahahaha!!! Dammit phundug, not while I've got liquid in my mouth!
jivetalkinrobot, Sep 24 2003

       Speaking of which, would there be coffee filled lakes in your beautiful donut world?
Worldgineer, Sep 24 2003

       Hmm. Pour the coffee right into the donut. I'll have to think about that one. This is getting confusing!
phundug, Sep 24 2003

       //and grow up in a world of satiation and bliss.//   

       So, bliss would be our ruler in this pastery world?
sartep, Sep 24 2003

       I'd wait until the donut collapsed in upon itself, and then eat it in a single bite. Yum!!
Overpanic, Sep 24 2003

       Maybe you should call this the antidonut.
Detly, Sep 24 2003

       Well the term "donut hole" has been taken. Maybe something to indicate black for a collapsed donut - chocolate donut hole?
Worldgineer, Sep 24 2003

       Nope, didn't taste like chocolate. More like...butterscotch? Oh well. Too bad there's no milk to wash it down.
Overpanic, Sep 24 2003

       Are we talking Krispy Kreme here?   

       Oh well. I don't really need my teeth anyway.
Eugene, Sep 24 2003

       It's like a very tasty black hole.
croissantz, Oct 10 2004

       By the time you'd lived all your life in the donut, I suppose the hole would become just as attractive as donuts are now.
wagster, Oct 10 2004

       I remember this
DesertFox, Oct 10 2004


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