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A plastic thingy that holds the door open and doesn't let you slam it on your uncle's fingers
Like my niece did. Also, now you don't need to open the door
the way into traffic when you want to get out on that side,
because the doorstay holds the door open just enough to let
your legs out, and if it breaks, just buy a new one (hopefully this
time before someone slams the door on
your finger). An
advertising campaign will see to it that only the people inside
remove the doorstay.
Prior art: Anti slamming door
Warning: It hurts to even read the title. [pashute, Mar 11 2018]
||break a leg, pashute! and when you do, just buy a new one!
||Slam the door on your niece's fingers.
||It will be a valuable learning experience and she is less likely to do it again, particularly if you do it hard enough - in which case you can keep the fingers as souvenirs.
||like my 11yr old niece did to me... :-(