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It's a notable fact that certain celebrities and public figures never seem to ever appear in the same place simultaneously. For instance, no-one has recorded seeing the Pope and Kylie Minogue together, or more worryingly Kim Jong-Un and Justin Bieber.
Spookily, Elvis Presley was never seen again after
Mork and Mindy premiered.
The reason is blindingly obvious; these public figures are leading "double lives".
The idea is for a scheme to cross-reference millions of citizen reports of meetings of celebrities - "Los Angeles, 23 March, 14:32 - shook hands with Ewan McGregor, no sign of Celine Dione anywhere."
Then, by exclusion, it is trivially easy to work out who's been playing on public gullibility for years.
||//no-one has recorded seeing the Pope and Kylie
Minogue together, or more worryingly Kim Jong-Un
and Justin Bieber// You've never been to one of my
little pool-parties, have you?
||No, because you make your guests play with warped cues, the balls and pockets aren't the regulation size, and we know about the "secret" mechanism* you had Sturton install to allow the table to be tilted by remote control.
||*You might have got away with the pneumatic pillar jacks, but leaving the air compressor in plain sight is just foolish.
||//the balls and pockets aren't the regulation size//
Ah, so you _have_ seen the Pope and Kylie Minogue