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I must be spending too much time here - as soon as I saw the title, I knew who it was by and what it would be about. |
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At least the stools wouldn't stink, because these are *celebrities*. |
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The rarest one would be a Patsy (Ab Fab Patsy), since she hasn't had a movement since 1974. |
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I saw it. I understood it. I prayed I was wrong. I wasn't. Why can't you just stalk celebrities like a normal person? |
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Scatologically speaking, it seems to me that so-called *celebrities* have been pedalling their shit far too much and for far too long already... No, scratch that... I think they should ALL go into business, and flood the supermarkets with the stuff... Let me think this through... yup, Every shelf quite literally littered (sorry) with every brand. Then let the normal rules of supply and demand sort it out. |
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Funny, I thought [Copro] would jump on this one. |
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Don't forget to check the Sell-By date. |
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[Large spiral shaped and then canned bun] |
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//Funny, I thought [Copro] would jump on this one// Headfirst? |
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Ridiculous of course, because we all know
that celebrities don't poo. |
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I want to be rich like Paris. That way, if I behave in an embarrassing and grossly unsociable manner, instead of hiding under a rock until people have forgiven me I could just hire some goons to threaten everyone. |
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Wouldn't it be rather difficult and/or time consuming to prove which time period a particular poo was from? |
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[po] I notice from her Pressroom that the good Dr been published in all the top medical journals. |
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[2 fries]Ha! That taxi driver's taking the piss! |
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Hmm... would there be a description of what the "celebrity" ate roughly 12 to 14 hours before excreting my well thought out gift? "Yes my Darling sweetheart... It is shit.... I bought you shit for your birthday..No No No, Don't open it... Its Vegan, Joaquin Phoenix's shit. it smells awful" |
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