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Characters in dreams often behave very unreasonably.
Sometimes these characters are friends, relations, or colleagues; sometimes they are celebrities, politicians or historical figures They can equally well arise from books, plays or films.
If you have had a bad dream, perhaps a recurrent one,
then you are within your rights to complain to the Dream Ombudsman.
If sufficient complaints are recorded, then the Ombudsman can send a "cease and desist" notice to the individual (or the publisher or producer of the book, play or film).
If there is no improvement, then sterner measures are taken against the offender.
I don't even watch Eastenders
[po, Jun 02 2011]
I imagine it something like this.
[mouseposture, Jun 03 2011]
||Phil Mitchell was at my party last night - there should be a law against that ...
||the very one and only Anastacia flew in through the
window, the other 'night, - couldn't complain !!.
||If I could only remember them more often...
I'm sure there'd be all sorts of complaints.