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There is such a nice soft thing; lined with neodymium; you place it on your head. Resting against something feathery and pillowing; you ease your body to a resting rhythm; upon your lucious bed.
This resting state, is with no sound; your partner is without complaint; as if buried underground.
-- within your palate; your soft palate -- not hard palate! There is a tiny circle wrought; and there it is, that lovely thing; that neodymium material bought.
And the fields; the lovely fields; encircling your noggin; causing dreams of camphor scent; and with airway clear -- no more disturbed noddin'.
||I thought bad science wasn't promoted on hb
||Anyways I propose selling a cap with a feather that
tickles the nose while you sleep.
||Make a nice colorful website, with testimonials of
people who had cancer and aids and it cured
||Physicians can remain skeptical, but there's no
evidence that this $150 cap and $70 replacement
true healing feather (be sure to change at least 2
times a week) can do any damage to people
except causing them to sneeze, which has been
proven by our independent laboratory in South
Dakota to actually be beneficial to people with
diabetes and other olfactory disorders.
||Disclaimer: The cap is colored in accordance with
the Clinton-Goggle and Moggle-Shwei methods, so
if you move your head at angles not perfectly
aligned with the former North-South magneto-
cryptonic poles, the colors may fade with time.
This may also be due to the use of special Chinese
handmade Dupont-Copy fabric paint. Keep out of
reach of children. Contact your physician if
||[pachute] I believe you misunderstood the intent. I
believe it's to use the magnet to physically pull the
soft palette about in a way that will prevent snoring.
||I'm with [pashute]. I got confused. Thanks for