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<Sam Kinison wielding an Axe>Die! Die! Die! You slut! You bitch! You whore! Die! Die! Die!</Sam Kinison wielding an Axe> |
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I like! It could be amusing if there's cause to suddenly spring out of bed. |
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Ha! That reminds me of an earlier mattress when I used to wake up with both arms still asleep (paralyzed) and wonder what I would have done if there was a fire or ongoing burglary. |
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Its a good Idea, and it rightly gets some tasty bread based products. However, I could never have one.... my sleeping habits are too kinetic... *sniff* I'd wake up thinking a Grouper had swallowed me |
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