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A baseball cap (or other brimmed hat) with a one-line
screen that hangs down at the edge of the brim. Text
along from right-to-left at a variable selectable speed. The
screen might fold up under the brim when not in use. *pulls
hat down a little more*
Similar but no brim
[leinypoo13, Dec 13 2009]
||Only if it scrolls "Escaped Mental Patient...Extremely Violent...Avoid Eye Contact" then it flickers and gives you a little shock so that it causes one of your eyes to blink.
||Or "HELP ME... I am mute...Which way to the bus station?"