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Edible bodyparts for serial killers

Surely Jeffrey Dahmer would have been happy with a leg made of Battenburg cake?
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It is a known fact that as people begin the downward spiral to madness they are much more likely to start stabbing and eating their fellow man.

Perhaps if they could just go to a store and buy a realistic looking human head made of food (pickled eggs for eyes, bacon lips etc) they could satisfy their deranged urges and get a full meal at the same time.

Of course, if they weren't feeling hungry they could still stab it and masturbate over it in their dead mother's clothes, but it would still save innocent people from the same fate.

rodti, Jul 29 2003

Kittiwat Unarrom's baked body parts. http://www.slashfoo...4/bread-body-parts/
Thai art student (and son of bakers) creates amazing bread sculptures that closely resemble human body parts, very much as described. [jutta, Oct 15 2005]

Halloween: hand-shaped Jell-O mold. http://www.yankeeha...wiggle/hand-lg.html
Also available: hearts, face, eyeballs, ... [jutta, Oct 15 2005]

Ah, that's what Battenburg cake looks like... http://www.minifood...w/batcake_large.jpg
For anyone else who didn't know. [PollyNo9, Jan 26 2006]


       It can't hurt. If even one life is saved, it will be worth it. But, since you're virtually guaranteed to be arrested if you shop there, I doubt most sociopaths would take advantage of it.
phundug, Jul 29 2003

       I never knew Dahmer had a weakness for marzipan.
my face your, Jul 29 2003

       I shouldn't laugh, really I shouldn't.
po, Jul 29 2003

snarfyguy, Jul 29 2003

       My guess is that cannibalism in the West is some kind of transgression thing; you aren't going to save anybody with cake.
DrCurry, Jul 29 2003

       They'll probably want to see some movement, like a cake walk.
FarmerJohn, Jul 29 2003

       dahmer didnt eat the heads. thats how they caught him. they were in his fridge.
barkinghugh, Jul 29 2003

       He was saving them to make head cheese.
thumbwax, Jul 29 2003

       Bah! I like the idea, but social conservatives would certainly argue that you are encouraging cannibalism.
Xoebe, Jul 30 2003

       Body parts are already edible, thats the problem.
Antegrity, Oct 15 2005

       Damn. These eyeballs taste like picked eggs!
Cedar Park, Oct 15 2005

       It's an old idea, but I still like it - brings new meaning to the descriptive phrase of admonishment "I ate the face off him" - (in my home town this is expressed in the vernacular form "I ett the bake eff him")
xenzag, Oct 15 2005

       I'd never heard the original version. Let alone the warped one
hidden truths, Oct 15 2005

       If they sold it, I would buy it. Also, if Jeffery Dahmer's fridge was sold on ebay, you bet your sweet ass it would be in my kitchen.   

       And yes, pun intended.   


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