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Have all the embarrasing products one might buy at a
pharmacy in a back room marked by a red light with a
beaded curtain across the entrance.
Back when they had video rental stores, the
section in the back of the store was so marked.
So if you're in need of embarrasing stuff
cream, boner pills or flatulence medicine, perhaps all
three, put on your overcoat, pull up the collar, don your
dark sunglasses and a wide brim hat and come on in.
Keep in mind though, an electronic sensor would
your entrance by playing a lound recording of a wolf
whistle to let the rest of the store know "Hey,
got a disgusting problem over here!"
This plays when you enter.
[doctorremulac3, Apr 30 2018]
||Honestly, I'm just looking for Athlete's foot spray!
||Ok, ok I won't mention the hat...
||Anyway, what you really need is to crank up the wormhole and zoom off to South East Asia.
||At the pharmacy, the only paperwork required is banknotes.
||If you have bought so much 'foot spray' ahem, that you can't carry it all, they will help you to door and (most likely) flag a taxi for you.
||My feet aren't that big. My hands, however, are yuge...