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F-35 Parachute With Picture Of A Silver Medal

"Great job! You came in second place!"
 
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Okay, this is uncalled for. Here, I'll supply the first bone.

(But seriously, F the F-35.)

I'll add one thing, when the F35 goes over mach 1 for more than 60 seconds and has to slow down to protect its delicate radar absorbing coating the autopilot starts sobbing uncontrollably saying "I just need some time to myself."

Pilot: "Are you okay Baby Harp Seal 256?"

F-35 autopilot: "What do you care? Leave me alone."

Pilot: "Okay, but we're in combat now, can I get a little kick in speed here?"

F-35 autopilot: "I just did my nails! I mean had my coating redone and you're just going to ruin it! Fine, what do I care? You always loved that slut F-22 more anyway!"

BLA-BOOM!!

doctorremulac3, Jan 02 2023

XKCD: Duty Calls https://imgs.xkcd.c...mics/duty_calls.png
[Voice, Jan 02 2023]

This guy has my proxy about all things air combat tech related. https://www.youtube...sktop&v=N1Z_DuF87Sc
Very clearly spells out the issues the F-35 has. [doctorremulac3, Jan 03 2023]

Ilyushin Il-2 https://en.wikipedi.../wiki/Ilyushin_Il-2
Commonly rendered Shturmovik, Stormovik, and Sturmovik [a1, Jan 04 2023]

This pilot was angling for that medal https://www.npr.org...-jet-south-carolina
Plane continued on automatic after pilot ejected. [a1, Sep 18 2023, last modified Sep 19 2023]

Cardboard Drone https://www.abc.net...a-warfare/102804120
[bs0u0155, Sep 22 2023]

Carboard - Kettering Bug https://en.wikipedi.../wiki/Kettering_Bug
Fuselage of wood laminates and papier-mâché, wings of cardboard [a1, Sep 22 2023]

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       Keep it up and I'll have to thoroughly destroy your misconceptions about the F-35. You don't want that do you?
Voice, Jan 02 2023
  

       Don't get me wrong, there are a lot of amazing aspects to this plane, but being so incredibly expensive and having had issues I feel like we may have lost air superiority that we clearly had with the much cheaper (and faster and better in my opinion) F-22.   

       Put it this way, I just don't trust the military industrial complex. Am I wrong to hold it in such low esteem? Maybe. But for this price this machine should just look at a sky full of enemy fighters and have them drop out of the sky.   

       Some background, this all started with the very suspect abandoning of the F-22. I was already pissed when I heard about what would be replacing it.
doctorremulac3, Jan 02 2023
  

       The F-35 is in no way a plane to replace the F-22. Fortunately it won't have to. If a peer conflict happens the US will be churning out F-22s again fairly easily due to care taken to preserve the knowledge needed to manufacture them. If a peer conflict doesn't happen the F-22 is ultimately convenient but unnecessary.   

       //Am I wrong to hold it in such low esteem?//   

       Absolutely not, but that's a different question from whether the F-35 can totally kick ass in its domain. Which is not air to air conflict against fifth generation fighters.   

       //But for this price this machine should just look at a sky full of enemy fighters and have them drop out of the sky.//   

       I see you've been taken in by the 1.7 trillion dollar figure. A figure which takes into account all anticipated upgrades, repairs and weapons systems of the entire F-35 program, including inflation, modifications, and initial development over its entire lifetime.
Voice, Jan 02 2023
  

       I'm certainly uncomfortable with that price tag, no doubt.   

       At some point this is a logistical question no? What's the expression, amateur generals concentrate on tactics, professional general concentrate on logistics?   

       Not sure if that's a real saying, but we've got other concerns besides defense.   

       But hoping for the best, too late to turn back now.   

       (Excellent link by the way.)
doctorremulac3, Jan 02 2023
  

       Here's my boy's criticism of the F-35 and A-10 divestment from Wikipedia:   

       Sprey was a frequent critic of the Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II program. He argued, paralleling his earlier arguments against the F-15, that despite its high cost the F-35 is less agile than the F-16. Sprey argued that compared to the F-16 or A-10 (in both of whose operational roles it is marketed to operate) the F-35 was overweight and dangerous, stating "It's as if Detroit suddenly put out a car with lighter fluid in the radiator and gasoline in the hydraulic brake lines: That's how unsafe this plane is…" and "full of bugs".   

       He argued that in the close air support (CAS) role, the F-35 is a poor replacement for the A-10 as it flies too fast for pilots to spot targets by eye and lacks maneuverability at low speeds. He said it lacks the necessary radios, cannot survive small arms fire (or anti-aircraft guns) and has poor loiter time. Sprey contended that close air support should be the Air Force's most important mission and that the USAF has been trying to retire the A-10 for years simply because it does not want the CAS mission."   

       Sprey was interviewed on his views of the F-35 by the popular press, on the politics and policy news network C-SPAN, at a meeting of the activist group "Stop the F-35", and during a podcast of a debate between Sprey and a retired US Marine Corps combat pilot and instructor at the "TOPGUN" United States Navy Strike Fighter Tactics Instructor program who had piloted both the F-35B STOVL variant and the Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor, on the website of Aviation Week and Space Technology magazine.
doctorremulac3, Jan 02 2023
  

       When my son was serving with the Marines in Iraq, he said nothing was more soothing than "BRRRRRT!" of an A-10. I meant everything was going to turn out okay.
doctorremulac3, Jan 02 2023
  

       If you want an unstealthy aircraft to perform CAS just pop on a couple of drop tanks, or if you have air superiority, use a few refueling drones. It won't get real up close and personal but bombs and missiles are enough to ruin anyone's day. Communications are fine and targeting is excellent. Sorry about losing the knife fight aspect of CAS, but that's more nostalgia and morale than combat effectiveness.
Voice, Jan 02 2023
  

       Well it’s probably obvious that I love the A10, the flying tank. I think the number one job of our air power is to keep or brave front line soldiers alive. This thing puts a titanium cage around the pilot, his engines hidden above armored elevators and is basically a flying gun. It’s also relatively cheap so you can have more of them. And hey, numbers count.   

       WW2 saw the equivalent in I think it was called the Schtumovic (spelling guaranteed wrong) that devastated Nazi tanks and had a big part in defeating Hitler.   

       Dropping bombs is great for getting the enemy’s attention, but boots in the ground wrap things up and end the war.
doctorremulac3, Jan 02 2023
  

       Sensors, software, electronics. The airframe is only half the cost and the capability. The point of the F35 is that it doesn't have to be a superior dogfighter or the fastest out there. It can dominate the air with all kinds of capability before the enemy knew it was there.   

       The A10 was fraught with difficulties upon its launch as well, including metal fatigue.   

       The harrier needed a replacement, and that was the impetus for the program. Trying for two programs would've killed one of them at least.
RayfordSteele, Jan 04 2023
  

       // WW2 … Schtumovic (spelling guaranteed wrong) //   

       I think you mean the Ilyushin IL-2 (link). You can’t spell it in English because it’s Russian, but phonetically you aren’t too far off.
a1, Jan 04 2023
  

       // I just don't trust the military industrial complex. Am I wrong to hold it in such low esteem?//   

       I think they did an excellent job with the F-35. You just have to judge the program on what it actually achieved. Generation on generation, aircraft have become exponentially more complex & complicated. Developing complex & complicated things is exponentially more complex and complicated than the thing itself. As such, the whole process is a massive risk. Boeing bet the firm on the 747, and the 747 was an enlargement/evolution of other Boeing designs. They won. Others didn't. Rolls Royce had to be government bailed out because the development of the RB211 broke them. Where are Grumman, McDonnall Douglas, General Dynamics? Lockheed even made a really brilliant airliner in the L1011, then no more.   

       So Lockheed taking on the F-35 meant they had to make it resilient to politics. They distributed the construction to multiple states, they made it vital to the USAF, NAVY and Marine Corps. As Sydney Camm said of the TSR-2. "Aircraft have four dimensions: span, length, height and politics, the TSR-2 simply got the first 3 right". They built a multi generational un-cancelable revenue stream that ensured the survival of Lockheed Martin for decades.   

       //in the close air support (CAS) role, the F-35 is a poor replacement for the A-10 as it flies too fast for pilots to spot targets by eye and lacks maneuverability at low speeds. He said it lacks the necessary radios, cannot survive small arms fire (or anti-aircraft guns) and has poor loiter time.//   

       He's not being entirely fair here. If you want to look out of a window with a human eye and shoot things you see, sure the F-35 is worse than an A-10. The F-35 will do CAS by cruising around out of small arms/MANPADs range looking through a wealth of optics before selecting just the right amount of precision-guided death to kill the appropriate amount of enemy. Just like how F-16s do it now, only the stealth makes much RADAR guided AA useless. You could use the same argument against the A-10, it flies far too fast for ID via visual means than, for example an Apache.   

       //nothing was more soothing than "BRRRRRT!" of an A-10//   

       //Sorry about losing the knife fight aspect of CAS, but that's more nostalgia and morale than combat effectiveness.//   

       Psychology/morale/resolve are important. Always have been. Having CAS move to more, Stand-Off Air Support should be considered a big factor of front line morale, the A-10 is the modern cavalry. It's clear the AF don't want the gig. Possibly because all the USAF higher-ups are all ex-fast jet jockeys. So why not transfer it to the Army?   

       //his engines hidden above armored elevators and is basically a flying gun. It’s also relatively cheap so you can have more of them. And hey, numbers count.//   

       Armor isn't as good as not getting hit, hitting loud, hot things is easier and punchier than ever. The flying gun aspect is part of the problem. The aircraft is built around something that isn't up to the job of killing tanks, even mobility kills are unlikely on newer kit. Similarly, spraying 100's of huge lumps of DU around is inaccurate overkill for soft targets. I'd love a replacement for the A-10. I wonder if the industry/politics can get there any more? Should be simple to adopt the same brilliant philosophy of double sided parts, redundancy, replaceable panels etc, throw some more efficient biz jet engines on a massively over-strength composite airframe.   

       //WW2 saw the equivalent in I think it was called the Schtumovic//   

       Effective, but also lost in staggering numbers. The battle of Britain saw ~250 Spitfires lost. The Soviets lost 10,000 IL-2s.   

       //The harrier needed a replacement, and that was the impetus for the program.//   

       For the A-10, or the F-35? The A-10 was flying around a few years before the AV8-B turned up. I'll assume you mean the F-35. Lockheed managed to position the F-35 as a replacement for the Harrier, F/A-18 and F-16.
bs0u0155, Sep 20 2023
  

       //The Soviets lost 10,000 IL-2s//   

       And the Germans lost the war, which is the only bottom line that counts.
doctorremulac3, Sep 20 2023
  

       And B, is comparing the efficacy of various fighter plane designs at the dawn of the age of drone warfare a bit like arguing about the best cavalry sword after the machine gun was introduced? Dunno, maybe.
doctorremulac3, Sep 21 2023
  

       //a bit like arguing about the best cavalry sword after the machine gun was introduced?//   

       They were still talking about cavalry for decades after, say, Omdurman. So in the same tradition... Anyhow, isn't the F-35 quite obviously dronable? The F-106 was remote controllable and that was right in the middle of the jet fighter age.
bs0u0155, Sep 22 2023
  

       //isn't the F-35 quite obviously dronable?//   

       Sure, I suppose you could turn a billion dollar aircraft carrier into a drone too, but the point of drones is they're cheap so you can make a lot of them. What's the thing Stalin said? Quantity has a quality all its own or something. Speaks to the swarms of those Ill-2 Shturmoviks the Soviets rained down on those top of the line German tanks.   

       I have no idea what the main weapon will be in coming years but the most killed for the least money has always been a factor. Except with nukes because can't really win anything but MAD with those, but if you can have 20 $5,000 AI piloted drones go up against 1 hundred grand fighter jet, I wouldn't want to be the pilot of the latter.
doctorremulac3, Sep 22 2023
  

       Cardboard <link>
bs0u0155, Sep 22 2023
  

       Even older cardboard (Link - Kettering Bug) - papier-mâché, too. The "age of the drone" started about a hundred years earlier than most people realize - not just the Kettering Bug but also the British Aerial Target.
a1, Sep 22 2023
  

       Re: Cardboard link. LOL! I could imagine somebody getting a big government grant to create stealth drones and walking in with this thing, pointing out it does what they were contracted for, has the specified radar signature etc.   

       When asked what they did with the 100 million dollar research grant they'd just say "Overhead." Or better yet, "It's very high quality cardboard. We spared no expense."   

       Whoever created that thing is my hero.
doctorremulac3, Sep 22 2023
  
      
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