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The Reverend Brother Billy always had an electric personality, and
now he was going to capitalize on it much more when the
parishioners discover that he always seems to have some kind of
electrostatic gifting, thanks to his new toy and his well-hidden wife,
who aims an ion gun in his direction
He looked out over the congregation as they poured in, looking like
a sea of red in their MAGA hats. 'Oh yes, the harvest is ripe...'