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Artificial Walnut
Brown-Colored non-Chocolate Milk
Cookie Of Death
custom taste nullifier
Decoy Cheese
Diety altar
Fake Technicolor Spam
Faketerian Foods
False Gohan
Flavoured Mud
Food uglifiers
Plastic Bite-sized toenails
Rubber Leaf Lettuce
Wedding Cake
Wooden Peanuts

Fake Technicolor Spam

Come on kids! Use your imagination a little!

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Bits of otherwise useless poor-quality plastics are ground up until nobody can recognize them, compressed and sold as a toy.

Pink-ish coloring can be added to make Fake Non-Technicolor Spam.

Perhaps if it's successful a line of Fake Fake-Technicolor-Spam Sandwiches could also be made.

—	bluebeaversscrubbingourfloors, Oct 13 2010

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