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Fart-b-gone

Detect scents and spray them

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This device detects methane, mercaptans, and hydrogen sulfide. When detected it sprays an air freshener.

—	Voice, Apr 07 2021

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[Voice, Apr 07 2021]

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This isn’t really “Fart-b-gone” though, is it? Is more like “Fart-b-masked-by-an-even-more -objectionable-smell”

—	hippo, Apr 07 2021

//add the possibility of fires and stuff//

NOW we're talking!

—	Voice, Apr 07 2021

Is this installed inside or outside of the user's pants?

—	pocmloc, Apr 07 2021

There might be a belt loop attachment.

—	whatrock, Apr 07 2021

I'm nervous about ignition inside my knickers

—	pocmloc, Apr 07 2021

Is this installed inside or outside of the user's pants? — pocmloc, Apr 07 2021

Ha ha ha, you made me laugh. Good one.

—	blissmiss, Apr 08 2021

Then everyone knows you farted because the sudden nice smell. [+]

—	piluso, Apr 08 2021