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Fart Inflatable Pants

Release, reuse, recycle... relax.
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Pants, with a one way valve in them to allow inflation by flatulence.

Much more comfortable than sitting on a hard bench seat for hours.

UnaBubba, Dec 31 2013

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       "Comes with a complementary 25 kilo bag of Brussels sprouts ..."   

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8th of 7, Dec 31 2013
  

       [Ubie]!!!!!!!!!!!
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 31 2013
  

       Perfect for the New Year. Yay fart pants.+
blissmiss, Jan 01 2014
  

       Make them sniff deflatable and I'll make a large odour.
rcarty, Jan 01 2014
  

       What part exactly does it inflate? Could it transform your flatulence into a crotch bulge?   

       "Are you feelin' gassy, or are you just happy to see me?"
sanman, Jan 01 2014
  
      
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