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Farterworks
Smoke emitting fireworks that make a razzberry noise. | |
They’d have a fireproof razzberry sound making thingy like the ones in a whoopee cushion at the smoke output. They’d smell the part too.
Light it and step back. Way back.
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I want the full gammut though. It needs to make everything from the Mouse to the Tuba. |
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Oh wow! Line them all up from squeaker to bull moose! |
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Oh god I just realized you could have it shooting like a fireproof putty which could actually generate sound as well. Call it the “Shartler”. |
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Wow, that’s lowbrow even for me. |
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Hmmmmm, Farterworks evokes a mental image of a Waterworks of Farts. |
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Fartercrackers on the other hand have a completely different mental image whilst remaining the exact same product. |
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