Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Fastguitar Jellybean Dispenser

Flick the switch.
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After a strenuous rampage of guitar strumming and plucking mayhem, fumble for the Jellybean dispenser switch.

"Wicked Guitar" !!! (audience interloo,,)

Snap and click your fingers upon the dispensing switch!

This switch is placed just above the tremolo bar.

The guitar's, evocative composition rips through the air.

The guitar storage jellybean elevation compartment is now whipping into action. These colourful sweets are sprung from the guitar.(The mid-flow locomotive timbre may now continue with the sweet taste of raspberries) A frenzied mosh pit ensues as assortments of jellybeans fill the air with every striking note and snapping of the switch.

Ovoid Red? mmmm..

skinflaps, Apr 10 2005

I'm still not sure I understand it, but Keyboard_20Mint_20Launcher
it does remind me of this most excellent idea. [half, Apr 12 2005]

for [david_scothern] http://www.lardlad....n11/alligator.shtml
[yabba do yabba dabba, Apr 13 2005]


       I hear Hendrix used to keep jelly beans under his headband.   

       Jellybeans! Yay!
whippinggas, Apr 10 2005

       Interspersing lovely jelly beans with yukky liquorice to fire at evil bass player.
wagster, Apr 10 2005

       Beats the hell outa' tossing monkey nuts!.
skinflaps, Apr 11 2005

       you insured against litigation from zapped audience members?
po, Apr 11 2005

skinflaps, Apr 11 2005

       Sorry, man, I'm just not quite fluent in what you're speaking today.   

       This is a guitar that shoots jellybeans toward the audience and/or the player?   

       Does "guitars evocative a composition which rips through the air" mean that the ejected jellybeans strike the strings thus causing music/sound/noise to come from the guitar?   

       interloo? ...I don't think want to know.
half, Apr 11 2005

       skin: you should be!   

       do you *do* ...babies? mmmmm.   

       esp. the little blackcurrant ones...
po, Apr 11 2005

       Hit C [alf]
skinflaps, Apr 11 2005

       who is alf?
po, Apr 11 2005


       On a serious fruity sweet offering.. yeh it pings outa the guitar whilst you're in a full string twanging frenzy.."If only I could ....."
skinflaps, Apr 11 2005

       I like this more and more. a kinda musical orgasmic treat.
po, Apr 12 2005

yabba do yabba dabba, Apr 12 2005

       Concur with the sentiment but contest the spelling.   

contracts, Apr 12 2005

yabba do yabba dabba, Apr 12 2005

contracts, Apr 12 2005

       Oh, boy. Disappointed? I had the blues like Chasen's had chili. I said to myself, "Evans, you forgot Hollywood Rule #1: Kill Homer Simpson."
yabba do yabba dabba, Apr 12 2005

       For the life of me I can't quite remember all of that episode, but it was really funny.
david_scothern, Apr 13 2005

yabba do yabba dabba, Apr 13 2005

       Is this idea what happens when you string the topics of two completely random web pages together? Even a surreal idea has to make some kind of sense... I think.
RayfordSteele, Apr 13 2005

       I reach my hand down between my legs
and pull the seat back (from hither draw my jelly bean stack.)
Zimmy, Apr 16 2005


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