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This is a long line of dessert face masques that will leave your skin feeling soft and supple and your tummy well formed. When you purchase one of our cakes, pies or Jell-Os, the face masque is already applied as an oval topping with absences for the eyes, nostrils and mouth.
For example, place
our Swiss chocolate cake with alcohol-free, deep-cleansing, fudge icing in front of you on the table, looking up at you. As if fainting on your birthday, fall forward and plunge your face into the masque full of Vitamins A, C and D for skin nourishment and repair. Ten minutes later you can lick off your deep-cleansing masque to enjoy a second pleasure pause.
Our desserts, for all skin types, come in a variety of colors and flavors. Why not enjoy a beauty-binge session with a girlfriend by buying two of our cream pies and plopping them into each others faces?
Noel Godin - The Pieman
http://www.mindspri.../~jaybab/gates.html ..is really just concerned for famous people's complexions - all is explained. [po, Aug 24 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
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White Chocolate ! White Chocolate ! |
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( Quick, nurse, the screens ! Ohhh ! Nurse ! My injection ! Nurse ! It's the old trouble again ! ) |
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Masque of the Red Death By Chocolate |
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you must have some tongue if you can lick off your whole face |
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Sort of like "finger lickin' good". |
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Do I really want to eat the stuff that's clogging my pores? No. |
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Forget the face and use this as a LOVE ENHANCER with your sweetheart |
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