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A new addition to the hound class, bred specifically to sniff out
surviving human females during/after the apocalypse/rapture/
ragnarok. We're going to need all the help we can get to round
'em
up and ensure the survival of our species.
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Hopefully the tracking animal gets to have the velvet
underground song for a soundtrack as it searches about. |
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//We're going to need all the help we can get to round 'em up and ensure the survival of our species.// Didn't manage to read Mr Hargreaves's latest: Little Miss Ogonist. I am presuming it was good, judging from your idea. |
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Does she get a dog for sniffing out you, or is this one-way traffic?
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You see, I'm picturing a woman of child-bearing age, but not necessarily attractive to you, pursuing you with the perpetuation of the species in mind, guided by the elegant pointing of a highly-trained dick-spaniel, to the strains of Yackety Sax. No offense intended. It just made me laugh. |
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That would be a cocker spaniel... and I really hope not! |
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Why Product: Tool: Screw ??
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Oh! Is it an attempt at humour?
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Been watching A Boy and His Dog recently?
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Just at a guess, after the apocalypse, soap and running water may be in short supply. Trained dogs might not be necessary. |
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Five months ago to this day, I was lying in a hospital bed
with bits of swamp stuck in my hair, blissfully unaware
that A) the survival of our species was at stake and B) the
facilitation of post-apocalyptic coitus had been delegated
to [21 Quest].
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I'm glad these things have been sorted out by a qualified
professional. |
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I wouldn't say 'professional', but I am more than qualified... |
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I guessing that if the women are in hiding the future of the race is clearly in question, even if you can find them. |
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Yeah, I didn't really think about that... Why exactly are the
women hiding? |
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We can address their reasons for hiding after they've been
located. |
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