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Femme FurTail

For when the end is nigh...
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A new addition to the hound class, bred specifically to sniff out surviving human females during/after the apocalypse/rapture/ ragnarok. We're going to need all the help we can get to round 'em up and ensure the survival of our species.
21 Quest, May 28 2011


       Hopefully the tracking animal gets to have the velvet underground song for a soundtrack as it searches about.
Zimmy, May 31 2011

       Oh totally.
21 Quest, May 31 2011

       //We're going to need all the help we can get to round 'em up and ensure the survival of our species.// Didn't manage to read Mr Hargreaves's latest: Little Miss Ogonist. I am presuming it was good, judging from your idea.
4whom, May 31 2011

       Does she get a dog for sniffing out you, or is this one-way traffic?

       You see, I'm picturing a woman of child-bearing age, but not necessarily attractive to you, pursuing you with the perpetuation of the species in mind, guided by the elegant pointing of a highly-trained dick-spaniel, to the strains of Yackety Sax. No offense intended. It just made me laugh.
pertinax, Jun 01 2011

       That would be a cocker spaniel... and I really hope not!
21 Quest, Jun 01 2011

       Why Product: Tool: Screw ??

       Oh! Is it an attempt at humour?


Canuck, Jun 01 2011

21 Quest, Jun 01 2011

       Been watching A Boy and His Dog recently?

       Just at a guess, after the apocalypse, soap and running water may be in short supply. Trained dogs might not be necessary.
ye_river_xiv, Oct 28 2011

       Five months ago to this day, I was lying in a hospital bed with bits of swamp stuck in my hair, blissfully unaware that A) the survival of our species was at stake and B) the facilitation of post-apocalyptic coitus had been delegated to [21 Quest].

       I'm glad these things have been sorted out by a qualified professional.
Alterother, Oct 28 2011

       I wouldn't say 'professional', but I am more than qualified...
21 Quest, Oct 28 2011

       I guessing that if the women are in hiding the future of the race is clearly in question, even if you can find them.
WcW, Oct 28 2011

       Yeah, I didn't really think about that... Why exactly are the women hiding?
Alterother, Oct 28 2011

       We can address their reasons for hiding after they've been located.
21 Quest, Oct 28 2011


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