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It appears that your species has an inexplicable
problem with resource allocation.
As a result, some of your carbon units experience a
shortfall of nutrition, while others experience an
Having studied your species and considered the
available options, we have devised a simple and
Those who complain that they do not have enough
to eat are to be offered immediate bariatric
surgery to reduce their stomach volume.
Once this is complete, their hunger will be more
easily assuaged by the meagre amounts of food
available to them. And thus the litany of complaints
will soon be ended, at a modest cost.
After all, if you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for
a day; but set a man on fire and he'll be warm for
the rest of his life
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||This is far from not being the least unflawed of your
||I prefer a different modest proposal.