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Online convention that rules all conversation must stop once a
flaming thread receives a dead feline.
(?) Case in point:
The_20Incredibly_20...Mixed_20Up_20Zombie
Dead cat => bounce. [theleopard, Sep 04 2012, last modified Sep 05 2012]
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Here's the flaming version: |
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................ .....................
..............s.. .s.......s.........s....
........s......s.. .s.......s......s.......
.........s....s... ..s.....s......s........
.........S...S.... S.....S......S...........
........../\---/\. .._,---._.....s.....
........./.^...^..\,'. ........`--..;.....
........(..x....x..) ............;\_.....
.........`.=M=__,' ............\. \...
.........../..... ..._,--.__....\I.I...
........../.._.)...,'. .`-..`-....\.I....
........./.,'../..,'... ...\..\..\..\.....
.......././../.,'....... ....(,_)(,_).....
.......(,;..(,,)......... ...............
..................... ................... |
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I didn't think I'd like this. Now I'm quite sure. |
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If anyone desires an actual flaming dead*
cat,
we can arrange it so very, very easily … aand
free of charge, too … |
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*(Cat may not actually be dead at time of
delivery, but "flaming cat with extremely
limited life expectancy" doesn't work as well
iin the context of this idea, whatever the legal
department says). |
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