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For when you are in too much pain to stand up.
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Jesus, I hope you feel better soon. |
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This makes about as much sense as putting the hangover supplies behind the toilet... [+] |
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Hopefully with childproof door locks... |
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If you're in that much pain, is there anything in the
medicine cabinet that would help? Maybe you need
a telephone on the floor as well. |
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What's really needed is a medicine cabinet on an axle
that spins in the opposite direction to the room. |
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However much pain you're in that's keeping you from
standing up, may also keep you from crawling to the
room in which your floor level medicine cabinet is
located. |
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Better would be a mobile medicine cabinet - maybe
mounted atop one of those robotic vacuum cleaners and
callable by remote to bring meds while you just lay and
wait. |
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Once it's delivered the requisite meds it's conveniently
located ready to clean up whatever spillage has occurred
while you were indisposed. |
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Just don't fall ill on the stairs... they don't do stairs. |
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And make sure you have one on every floor in your house. |
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So the kids can help themselves? |
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Fanny pack and a Medic-Alert bracelet. It's really the only way to go. "I've fallen, and I can't reach my meds..." |
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What [scad mientist], if you are in so much pain that you can't
stand, it's most assuredly time to call for help. Quickly. |
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