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Friendzone Banana Co.

A service that sends bouquets of Blue Banana's to men you aren't interested in dating,
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This Idea was something I actually attempted to do, litteally trying for a year to find a somone who would bring Blue Java Banana plants into Canada. I also had trouble growing any blananas hydroponically. So my loss is your gain. The Idea being that whuile regular bannas are cheap blue bannas are exotic. and thus justify a higher price point. you know what justifies a higher markup even more? giving them as a gift bouquet. The Idea being that girls who have unrequited love interests could give these bouquest to guys they arent interested as a way of making it crystal clear that they arent interested. The purchase would also nullify any sex debts the girl may have accured from unsolicited gifts from the guy.
bob, Apr 09 2018

picture of blue bananas http://www.bananas....m-banana-16085.html
[bob, Apr 09 2018]


8th of 7, Apr 09 2018

       //picture of blue bananas// I wonder if it's safe to click this.. ahem.. hmm..   

       Yup, all looks innocent enough in here, though I do wonder if anyone this interested in bananas should maybe be taking more meds.
Skewed, Apr 10 2018

       ... of fewer meds ... or different meds ....
8th of 7, Apr 10 2018

       But if you peel a blue banana, the inside is white. In this respect they are very similar to Smurfs.
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 10 2018

       Partner up with a dating site: include a couple of month's free premium membership. Also include two blue spheres of some kind. Oddly enough I can think of several feminine oriented products that are blue and spherical, but only one for men: bowling or golf balls.
Voice, Apr 12 2018


MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 12 2018

       Bath balls, candles, perfume bottles, ornaments, and plushies. No need to get into sex toys.
Voice, Apr 12 2018

       Just get a sky-writing team to fly over they guy's place with "You're not my type"   

       <Edit> Hang on, hang on, you could probably do it with couple of drones these days..   

       <Edit 2> Were the bananas blue before taking the meds, or after? Just asking.
not_morrison_rm, Apr 12 2018

       It appears from the link that these bananas are not so much blue as cyan, and that magenta bananas can also be grown. Given that we are already familiar with yellow and black bananas, I think you know where this is leading.
pertinax, Apr 13 2018

       Of course. Irrational colour prejudice against some "inferior" bananas, slavery, civil unrest, rioting, secession, civil war, huge numbers of casualties, and a legacy of festering bitterness and distrust lasting centuries and poisoning any hope of social progress in its cradle, leading to economic imbalance and ultimately the collapse of cvilization followed by an effortless walk-in takeover by an agressive hegemonizing swarm of aliens who have simply been waiting for the ripe fruit to fall, saving the effort of picking it.   

       Are we at all close ?
8th of 7, Apr 13 2018


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