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Why not allow 50 to-lifers the option of an intramural pastime
all men enjoy: Instead of fixed stakes, opponents must get
ringers by tossing at one another's bare ankles. This is a good
alternative to the tired jailhouse cliche known as boxing. Just
as fisticuffs earn respect around the cell
block, so will Pedro
"2 Blades" Alozar when he strategically hooks one on Bruno
Bubba's bigtoe, narrowly avoiding the shackles on his other leg
(that would have canceled out the ringer, according to
Folsom's original rulebook). Trust is earned by following the
rules of the game. The true challenge of the game, however,
is in the willpower of participants who feel compelled to
commit fouls (such as by aiming anywhere above the
shoulders). Should go over well.