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Fun way to learn German

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Step 1. Write down what you think you hear in Hitler's Downfall upset scene.

Step 2. Try to translate from hearing.

Step 3. Slowly translate each word you hear until you are sure you got it, while entering what you think in one of the add- subtitle apps.

Step 4. Check yourself through the web.

Step 5. Fix it from memory, until you get it right.

Step 6. Now close the windows, and do the following in mid-day when there is a lot of traffic outside, and none of the neighbors are home, and yell out the words along with the movie.

Step 7. Record yourself doing it by hear, and check if you got it correctly.

Step 8. If everything passed, you can trully say you have learned German.

pashute, Oct 25 2017

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       <Hitler>   

       "They'd sell that fat useless whale-plane to anyone with a bank account ! "   

       </Hitler>   

       PS Godwin's Law !
8th of 7, Oct 25 2017
  

       (singing with banjo)   

       Godwin's Law, Godwin's Law, tell yer ma 'n tell yer pa, next time that they start ta jaw, their opinion's littler.   

       Godwin's Law, Godwin's Law, this'll shut their gaping maw, if they disagree with you, say they're worse than Hitler.   

       Oh I opposed a ten cent tax, meant to pay for bullfrog slacks, questioning if pants on frogs were needed.   

       I wrote my piece and posted it, just to get a ton of shit, I wish this song I'd heard before and heeded.   

       (rept. chorus)   

       The candidate, he promised us, a hundred trillion zillion bucks, but I asked where he got that kind of bread.   

       He said I shouldn't make a fuss, because you're with that guy or us, and that's just what the H-man would have said.   

       (rept. chorus)
doctorremulac3, Oct 25 2017
  

       Bravo, [doc].   

       <rummages in pocket for a coin, looks around for hat>
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 25 2017
  

       Might want to review the two verses I added before donating that change. (Shoulda quit while I was ahead.)
doctorremulac3, Oct 25 2017
  

       // looks around for hat //   

       <Uses long pole to surreptitiously push HITMAN FOR IAN TINDALE hat into [MB]'s field if view>   

       // banjo //   

       Good news ! Since it's a first offence, you're going to get a reduced sentence - we're only going to burn you at the stake (you, and the banjo too).
8th of 7, Oct 25 2017
  

       <drops coin into nearest available hat. Wonders briefly if this was a mistake, and what the value of a céntimo actually is>
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 25 2017
  

       Is this a fun way to tell people to learn German because 99 out of 100 times you'd be smacked around with a baseball bat ?   

       This idea probably either needs a bit more explaining of any esoteric references or just deleting before you get lynched.
bigsleep, Oct 25 2017
  
      
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