h a l f b a k e r y
See website for details.
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
or get an account
[edit: changed from "fun" to "thrill"]
Inappropriate music can make the whole attack lose
When the enemy guns fire, they hear boiiiiiiiiing, wa
wa wa wa....
When the brigade yells its war cry, the Sour Kraut
heard playing the enemy march off tune.
to frustrate any general.
Trivializing the War
[ytk, Dec 10 2012]
||This is how I imagine a [beanangel] idea would look
like if it were distilled
three times over. Needs a bit more Happylong to be
honest, but I'll give you a bun anyway.
||I actually thought this was a beany-bake, then I noticed
||It wouldn't work, but it wouldn't hurt either. Buns away!
||[-] the booms and whistles and stuff aren't really there for entertainment.
||The obvious problem I can see with this idea is that
if you actually implemented it, you'd likely be court-martialed on charges of
trivializing the war. (link)
||Presumably some quixotic notion about making them
recognize the silliness and ultimate futility of war. I
highly doubt it would have the intended effect, or
that it would even be remotely practical to
implement, but I just like the imagery. I'm
imagining loud fart noises played with each round
||//I mean, how do you disguise the sound of an explosion?// After the explosion you could have the sound of a hubcap rolling around in a spolling disk fashion. Or perhaps the sound of PacMan dying after he has been caught by a ghost.
||it's basically the same principle as fireworks, but applied to the boom instead of the visual.