Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Funny background noises ruin war thrill

Goofy sounds to ruin effect of loud booms and shrieking bombs.
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[edit: changed from "fun" to "thrill"]

Inappropriate music can make the whole attack lose its "wind".

When the enemy guns fire, they hear boiiiiiiiiing, wa wa wa wa wa....

When the brigade yells its war cry, the Sour Kraut band is heard playing the enemy march off tune.

Enough to frustrate any general.

pashute, Dec 10 2012

Trivializing the War http://www.youtube....watch?v=gaRtlMp-hMU
[ytk, Dec 10 2012]


       This is how I imagine a [beanangel] idea would look like if it were distilled three times over. Needs a bit more Happylong to be honest, but I'll give you a bun anyway.
ytk, Dec 10 2012

       I actually thought this was a beany-bake, then I noticed the capitalization.   

       It wouldn't work, but it wouldn't hurt either. Buns away!   

       Neeeeeerrowww-PLONK! [+]
Alterother, Dec 10 2012

       [-] the booms and whistles and stuff aren't really there for entertainment.
FlyingToaster, Dec 10 2012

       The obvious problem I can see with this idea is that if you actually implemented it, you'd likely be court-martialed on charges of “trivializing the war”. (link)
ytk, Dec 10 2012

       Presumably some quixotic notion about making them recognize the silliness and ultimate futility of war. I highly doubt it would have the intended effect, or that it would even be remotely practical to implement, but I just like the imagery. I'm imagining loud fart noises played with each round fired.
ytk, Dec 10 2012

       //I mean, how do you disguise the sound of an explosion?// After the explosion you could have the sound of a hubcap rolling around in a spolling disk fashion. Or perhaps the sound of PacMan dying after he has been caught by a ghost.
AusCan531, Dec 11 2012

       it's basically the same principle as fireworks, but applied to the boom instead of the visual.
rcarty, Dec 11 2012


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