h a l f b a k e r yStrap *this* to the back of your cat.
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Include dietary advice like:
"Eating candy is bad for you. Why not try a nice hard
boiled
egg for a treat instead?
How to do: Place your eggs in a pot and cover with cold
water by 1 inch. Bring to a boil over medium-high heat,
then cover, remove from the heat and set aside 8 to 10
minutes.
Drain, cool in ice water and peel.
The yolk is a storehouse of vitamins and minerals. One
egg
yolk contains vitamin A, vitamin D, vitamin B6, Iron and
vitamin B12."
The card would come taped to a raw egg that they can
take home and cook according to the instructions. Get
them on the road to good nutrition!
Inspired by this stroke of genius.
Safe_20Halloween_20Coupon_20Handouts [doctorremulac3, Nov 08 2018]
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I suspect you'd be cleaning raw egg AND egg soaked cards
from your windows the next day. |
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I'm with [bs] on this one. I also thought this was a [beany]
idea until I scrolled down. |
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It makes more sense to hand out cigarettes and alcohol, thus promulgating the message "Do things that damage yourself ! Indulge yourself, work hard, pay lots of tax, then die young of preventable disease, before you can claim any retirement benefts !" |
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// I also thought this was a [beany] idea until I scrolled
down. // |
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Are you sure? The title has every word capitalized, and
doesn't contain a verb phrase that states what the invention
does. |
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Never heard of a verb phrase. |
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So a verb phrase version would be "Nutrition Card Advises
Kids..."? |
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Learn something new every day. |
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That's pretty much what I meant. |
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// I suspect you'd be cleaning raw egg AND egg soaked cards from your windows the next day.// |
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Bah, humbug. Getting in practice. |
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You're not supposed to give out humbugs - too sugary. Eggs, green vegetables, tofu, yoghurt ... got to be a huge hit with kids. |
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You just need to persuade them to Give Peas A Chance ... |
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I don't see what could possibly go wrong.
For best results, also distribute discount (1-ply) toilet tissue
rolls with a note about saving money for retirement. |
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Like a whole "Nutrition / Sound Investment Strategy /
Body Cleanliness" kit? I like
it! |
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// I was practically on a crisps and mars bar diet // |
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That explains a lot. Did you chew the heads off your lead soldiers, too ? |
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