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Gravestone + integral ouija board - Update

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We all must have sometime wish to contact those beyond the veil, maybe just to chat about goods times, the weather, or seek redemption, so it to would be nice to have gravestone with an integral ouija board, care of NMRM Corp.

After extensive on-site market research - and the dog bites had healed - it seems there is a market for the gravestone with an integral ouija board + lie detector, so you can ask the revered family members where they hid all the money and have a reasonable chance to get the true answer, which saves all that digging up the back garden etc.

not_morrison_rm, Oct 24 2017

About as baked as it gets https://www.atlasob...s-ouija-board-grave
Ouiji board creator's headstone [mylodon, Oct 24 2017]

Israeli scientists uncover innovative method to read memories even after death http://nocamels.com...s-even-after-death/
[not_morrison_rm, May 07 2018]

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       needs 2 players at least. who you gonna call?
po, Oct 24 2017
  

       Needs to be a Siri app. For Halloween release maybe.
RayfordSteele, Oct 24 2017
  

       Sample your kin’s voice like they did with Obama, and make them say whatever through an Alexa app.
RayfordSteele, Oct 24 2017
  

       Curses, the Mossad must have been bugging my laptop for years...   

       from an Israel medicine journal "The mice were eventually euthanized so that the team could look at which genes were expressed in the seven areas of the brain...associated with processing negative emotions, ...... still able to see what kind of experience the mouse had had through its gene expression code, a “signature” that was still apparent about an hour after the death....after two hour and four hour intervals."
not_morrison_rm, May 07 2018
  
      
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