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I've just been to the dentist, and as my hygienist dutifully
scraped and poked out copious amounts of plaque, her ever
attentive assistant was on hand to suck away the delicious
debris - using a narrow plastic vacuuming instrument. Closely
following the hygienist's every movement, the resulting
choreography ensured that none of the particles went
the back of my throat.
Now transfer this entire scenario to a hair salon. I know
other vacuuming devices have been proposed, attached to
scissors etc., but this idea is to have an actual hair dresser's
sucking assistant. As the hair was being cut, they would
closely follow the action of the scissors with their suction
tube, ensuring that no single hair entered the ear, down
back of the neck etc. Hair suction would be an optional
extra, so to cover the cost of the extra member of staff, an
additional charge would be levied.
Hair cut sir? - with or without it sucked off?
||I tend to have a hair cut before going out to an important event and this would be great. Bun
||(with or without it sucked off?)
||There are haircutting places around the world like this.
||"with or without it sucked off?"
||So now haircuts will have happy endings, too?!