Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Halfbakery Appliance

The power of the 'Bakery for your business
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Much like the Google Search Appliance, which puts the Google algorithm to work for your company and aids in internal document search & retrieval, the Halfbakery Appliance would foster an air of out-of-the-box problem solving for your corporate problems.

For a mere $20,000 you get a high-end web server loaded with the proprietary halfbakery software. A monthly fee of $2,000 will give you access to the halfbakery knowledge base - a collection of real pundits, naysayers, engineers, and mad scientists who will annotate ideas as they deem necessary.

justaguy, May 31 2005


       Why buy the cow?
Worldgineer, May 31 2005

       Most likely to avoid leaking corporate secrets. Oh, who am I kidding. This is the worst idea I've ever had.
justaguy, May 31 2005

       When you get the sex for free...
daseva, May 31 2005

       I want to make money off baking. But, I also want to be the first human quantum teleported... I fear my wants are lacking in realism.
daseva, May 31 2005

       Get yourself an agent daseva. I'm available at very reasonable rates. Results guaranteed but quality assurance poor.
DrBob, May 31 2005

       "We found daseva but were unable to precisely pin down at what velocity he was traveling..."   

       There's probably companies that would pay it. Heck, look at what they pay for advertising.
RayfordSteele, Jun 01 2005


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