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I like this idea, only I think it should be run by the government.
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[2fries] my friend Pierre initiated this idea but I'm sure
would be happy for you to implement it, based on your 9
winged dual flywheel flapping drone idea, I tried it, by
sticking 9 feathers in one of those foam squeezy balls
hand out at conferences, that was Piere's idea, to use
foam squeezy balls to stick feathers in. So I tried out
concept by sticking the 9 feathers in the ball and holding
in my hand and going for a walk around the block --
the way I test all my stuff becasue you have to let the
thing adapt to your regular body motion for you to be
to feel what it wants to do -- and I could tell something
interesting was happening but my hands kept getting
tangled up in all of the feathers and that started me
thinking about what the regular geometric solid with
9 points in 3D spaice inscribed on a sphere would be, and
so I tried 8 which is
two tetra hedrons superimposed ontop of eathother in a
sphere so that
all the points are equidistant but that was pretty
complicated too, so I just randomly pulled out feathers
until there were 5 feathers, like a person, head and 4
appendages, and I wung that around the block and low
behold it was pretty cool, the feathers made a ring
the ball so it was like a circular sort of baton thingy and
you could imagine marching band baton twirlers having a
field day with these, and they would be so cheap to
and you could sell packages of on foam ball and 12
feathers so that people could arrange them any way they
want and they could hand them out at charity walks so
all the participants could be studying wing warping and
innovating new products while they walk, and someone
could take this and charge 5 dollars a package and make
killing and use it to start an international reparations
to turn the piggy bank upside down if you kow what I
matey, wink wink, put another shrimp on the barbie?
mm feel like i'm about to chunder...
This is your brain on drugs
[Voice, Dec 13 2016]
I can be even more random
The plot was quite unpredictable. [RayfordSteele, Dec 19 2016]
The New Zero Dollar Bill
alriots [JesusHChrist, Dec 20 2016]
||Because I'm the downest. You may call me, "Your
Downestness."/<In the voice of Dr. Franknfurter but with
Austrailian accent>, I am upside down with a digereedoo
in my alimentary canal, down as in waiting for my billy to
boil, down as in down for a December 21st holiday at a
Trump sponsored Saint Lucia exclusive island getaway
board meeting to initiate the Trump International De-
Infrastructuring disability entrepreneruial fellowship
conference and extended tropics party with morning yoga
and flying lessons and daily discussions of plans for the
peaceful overthrow of the world via flapping flight over
mai tais and fat cuban cigars with rolled hash balls in
them and hot asian chicks all over the fucking place.
||Thank you [Voice], yes I have one question. where would
you like me to send your deinvitation to the massive
planning party fiesta dance carnival that will lead up to
mardi gras parades like never before my friend, you will
instead be invited to be a part of the washington dc black
and white power peace rally. how would you like to be
the MC? What about a Colosseum gladiator type scenario
where you and the most excellently hatefullest of all
representatives of each side on ether side of you and you
have to start the orgy by getting them to calm down and
get along and then eventually have sex with eachother,
unless you would like to be torn apart and used as
weapons in the gladitorial fight betweent the two which
will be aired as part of the Cher concert and celebration
to start world reparations. See this Cher thing is going to
happen on December 19, next Monday as a part of a walk
to the white house to influence the electoral college to
appoint Hilary Clinton president. Thats why Seth Rogan
and Snoop Dog and Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johanson
need to snap to and get going on the movie of my life.
what gives guys? bong got your tongue?
||And yes I will continue to make stupid jokes into eternity
and you will laugh at them in order to get access to the
future and other universes, as part of an immigration ./
reeducation process that you will develop for yoursself with
the help of lots of psychiatrists with feathers.
||//And yes I will continue to make stupid jokes//
||Hmm, it's like looking at the history of beat literature, in reverse.