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Many Hindu gods feature strange and startling characters; for example Mahakala (depicted in link) who has multiple arms, each of which wields a curved sharp sword.
Hindu God Food Processor features Mahakala as one of a range of figures that you can lock into position on the high speed armature that
protrudes though the base of the heavy glass vessel into which the vegetables and other contents are inserted for chopping/blending.
Once in place and switched on, the figure becomes a colourful blur of whirling swords that dice the contents of the blender with total ease. When complete, the figure is washed and placed on his presentation display plinth beside the rest of the collection, ready for the next chopping session.
Hindu God Food Processor Figures come with a range of interchangeable swords which can be removed for periodic sharpening.
deluxe version has waterproof LED eyes which light up when the figure is in blending mode, adding to the overall visual effect.
Mahakala
https://megatenwiki...ahakala_Artwork.png
[xenzag, Jul 27 2025]
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I imagine food items cut up by a deity would be enriched and infused with some sort of additional godly capacity. |
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Would the food be halal after chopping? Kosher? I guess this rules out any beef dishes. |
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Less-well-known fact, probably true: all multi-armed god/desses are representations of the One True Mom, who must obviously have multiple hands (necessitating multiple arms) to complete the daily 27+ jobs that comprise parenting, not to mention the multiple eyes (in the back of the head) and similar. |
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Waiter, why is there a monkey hair in my soup? |
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