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Intermission music from Monty Python and the Holy Grail as on-hold music with ocassional message: "You're call is important to us..."
Recommended for IT departments.
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Not really a unique invention but preferable to many current 'On Hold' offerings. |
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I was surprised to call Virgin Media last week and be presented with the following menu: |
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"I'm sorry, but all our representatives are busy at the moment. Please choose from the following selection of hold music. Press 1 for rock. Press 2 for pop. Press 3 for urban. Press 4 for dance. Press 5 for classical." |
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No kidding. I wondered straight away if this had been suggested here. |
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How about a Holy Hand-grenade of Antioch-themed speaking clock?
"Three strokes shall be counted, and on the third stroke, not the second, neither shall it be the fourth, the time, sposored by Accurist shall be neither more nor less than..."
I'll get me anorak. |
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I was thinking "While you wait for the next operator, you can help us by answering some questions... WHAT is your name?... WHAT is your quest? [etc.]" |
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