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Once the Kniterate digital knitting machine goes world-wide,
my hack enables me to insert " poopy bottom" into the
I feel like Charles Stross is breathing down my neck...
IOT knitting machine
[not_morrison_rm, Jan 01 2019]
||'HELP. I'M A SLAVE CAUGHT INSIDE A SEWING
||'I WANT TO BE A HACKER BUT ALL I COULD ACCESS WAS THIS STUPID KNITTING MACHINE"
||// I feel like Charles Stross is breathing down my neck... //
||Get the machine to knit you a polo-neck sweater, the feeling will go away when you wear it.