Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Aztec god of Failed Humour
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Ancient pictograms are uncovered in the jungle depicting a winged ocelot in various poses and conditions.

Academics of every university clamour for the meaning of these mysterious glyphs.

In the series of images the winged ocelot features centrally, surrounded by unhappy faces, these are then circled by differing sets of situational glyphs.

In one, some sexual innuendo is being accidentally communicated to the King's wife through the medium of a comb of corn.

In another, a high priest is mistaken for a valet or servant of some description.

Each in the series shares some thread of social embarrassment and after painstaking research, it is announced in a studied paper, that these images are the earliest evidence of the emergence of the sitcom in pre-history.

zen_tom, Feb 16 2016

Quezovercoatl http://wiki.lspace....awiki/Quezovercoatl
Prior Art [8th of 7, Feb 22 2016]


       Now we know why they practiced human sacrifice...
RayfordSteele, Feb 16 2016

       Actually, what you were seeing was an ancient fashion show, where the judges see the models as food, and get to eat the winner in the end.
pashute, Feb 17 2016

       The Real Housewives of Central Mexico. Whaaa hooo!!!
blissmiss, Feb 17 2016

       The Darling Buds of Maya.
bhumphrys, Feb 22 2016

       Blimey - the puns have started before the inca was even dry on the page.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 22 2016

       I toltec you this was going to happen.
normzone, Feb 22 2016

       I think I'll just sit back and have a cup of tea while this pun business plays itself out. I'll go and popocatepetl on.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 22 2016

       Obviously, the puns are Montezuma's revenge ...
8th of 7, Feb 22 2016

       Tha Nazca of Dibley
bhumphrys, Feb 26 2016

       Macchu being served?
bhumphrys, Feb 26 2016

po, Feb 26 2016

       Atlatl do.   

       It's like that Snoop Dogg song...   

       " With my Mayan on my Aztec, and my Toltec on my Mayan..."
normzone, Feb 27 2016


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