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Airline passenger anti-knee-crush device
Airplane Seating Scales
Airplane seats should face backwards.
Autosensing Seatbelts
Ejection Class Airfare
Flippable seat backs on planes
In-Flight Massage Chairs
Injection Seat
Kick Skirt
Passenger Privacy Blinder
Plane Seat Recliner Discomforter
Short 'n' Tall Seats
Stealth Recliner

Injection Seat

For when ejection just won't work...

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Sometimes you are flying under a bridge, upside down, or in the middle of a sea full of sharks, when something goes horribly wrong.

This delivers a shot of morphine and cyanide into your backside. Then, whatever happens, happens. There's no reason to hang around...

—	mylodon, Jun 22 2008

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—	pertinax, Jun 22 2008