h a l f b a k e r yI CAN HAZ CROISSANTZ?
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When an inflated car tyre's inner-tube is
struck with a stick, it makes a particular,
unique ringing type of sound, which
could
be called a sort of "toingk".
If a collection of tubes are partially filled
with water to varying degrees, then
inflated to a variety of pressures, and
hung
up from a frame, they form the
instrument, known as The Inner-Tubular
Bell.
Now all you need do is remake that
famous album, with the invited voice of
Mike Oldfield himself, describing each
inner-tube sequence in turn, as it is
struck
in the same order as the original album.
Tubular Bells
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tubular_bell The instrument [xenzag, Oct 04 2006]
Tubular Bells
http://en.wikipedia.../wiki/Tubular_Bells The album [xenzag, Oct 04 2006]
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Dimdimdimedimdimmi dimDimdimdimedimdimmi
"Glock-45enspeil"
(noise of converted automatic weaponry being 'tinged' by Mike)
Dimdimdimedimdimmi dimDimdimdimedimdimmi
"Mandarin!"
(sound of small citrus fruit being squished, melodically)
Dimdimdimedimdimmi dimDimdimdimedimdimmi
"One slightly distorted bassoon"
(appropriate noise joins the fray)
Dimdimdimedimdimmi dimDimdimdimedimdimmi
"Inner. Tubular. Bells!"
<toingk! t-toingk toingk toingk toingk toingk - toi-ioingk t-toingk toingk toi-i-ioink t-toingk toingk toingk etc> |
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You must have quite an old car if it actually has inner-tubes! |
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Modern tires are tubeless. |
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Here's one to confuse the classifiers of musical instruments. To set up a whole orchestra you'd have to go from say, motor scooter tires to those mega big truck tires. It would be one of the few musical instruments that could easily double as a recreational flotation device. Fun! |
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Im thinking hallucinogenic tubing
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